- At least 9 out of 10 cars have not hit me today, proving that my invincibility extends to my vehicle. Melissa getting in the garage is another story. I'll refresh this statistic once she arrives home. :D
- Almost 100% of the other patients in the infusion ward didn't get attacked by wild animals while I was in the room. Therefore, my invincibility may be transferable to other humans as well. I'm unsure of its lasting effects, so don't get cocky.
- 9 out of 10 homes have not been torn town by large equipment in my neighborhood. The one that did had it coming. I never much liked that house anyway. Therefore, my invincibility can be withdrawn, if I didn't like something in the first place.
I will be taking dares for the rest of the day in return for compensation. I've already accepted one from my brother for $100 to shave my head. Done and done. Pay up sucker.
Day 1, session 2, in the books.
6 comments:
You are hilarious, I love your sense of humor. Question, will Mark be paying you in Canadian or US funds? If I were you, I would ask for it in Euro's, at today's rate, when converted to US dollars, you would get $133.14. :-)
Glad to see things are going well, you are in our thoughts everyday!
Love Niki and Adam
Thanks for your updates on your battle. I must say that once you've beaten this thing, you should seriously consider a career as a comedy writer. If you can make cancer funny, Jay Leno and his ilk could use someone like you.
Peace
Nigel,
I agree with Nigel. You should pursue some comedy writing when you are through all this. This talent has been hidden from all of us far, far too long. Positive vibes and attitude are a core part of winning. You are winning . . . hands down. Baldy!
It seems to me that you should post a picture, that could be funnier, but then you might look like Mark and that would be hilarious!
I think it would be a vast improvement to look like that hansome devil, Mark! He's bald and beautiful. I think you should pay him 100 bucks for stealing his 'look'!!
And who ever posted that last comment is gonna get a hurt reallll bad!! haha
Geoff, you and Mark are two very handsome young men....eat your hearts out all you hairy guys out there!
Signed: A gorgeous gal who KNOWS what 'handsome' looks like!
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